man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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