yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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