I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found puke in my bra..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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