I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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