D3 body, D1 cock
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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