Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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