STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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