The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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