i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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