i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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