Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Randomize
