Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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