Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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