he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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