Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
