So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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