Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
