am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'd cum for enchiladas.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
