He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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