I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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