Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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