I like my sex mixed with concussions.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Even my vagina gasped.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I know her cup size but not her name....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
