NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
