Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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