bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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