I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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