four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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