there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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