So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
