I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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