she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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