There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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