I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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