I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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