Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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