im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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