The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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