Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
