Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
