So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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