I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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