dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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