:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You may now shotgun with the bride
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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