Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
