i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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