I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
this will be a night to untag.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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