Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
