I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We are two peas in an std pod
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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