Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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