there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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