it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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