I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
do nipples grow back?
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