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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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