walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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